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 | Hello, how are you? | |
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| I'm doing alright. It's just that I have this "chronic" "cerebral" brain tumor. | |
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| Oh no, I'm very sorry to hear that! | |
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| Oh don't worry, it's completely "benign", so it won't do any harm. | |
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| I actually happen to be reading a book about fake brain tumor facts. It says here that any tumor will result in you being completely "carnivorous". I hope you like meat! | |
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| Yeah, the only problem is it's "caustic" so it is basically destroying my brain. But other than that its completely harmless! | |
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