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H.P. Everyman's Adventures in time! Episode 491 by DrippingPopsicle on 06-10-2019
Our hero H.P. Everyman has traveled back in time to assassinate himself from the past in the arid desert!
I heard you were averse to meeting me until my secretary sweet talked you into it.
lets make this quick, temporary ardor for your secretary isn't powerful enough for me to break time laws for more than a few minutes.
So you are aware of time laws, I should have known since I am you from the past
Im also aware that you have poisoned my drink, not to belittle your assasination tactic but arsenic has a descriptive smell. Im very astute with my poison indentification.
H.P. Everyman from the past dissapears into thin air! He has returned to his time! In his place an absurd amount of time cops spew out of a blue-green portal.
Frick! Time cops!
That's right! We have ascertained that you are responsible for breaking time law!
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