| News! Electronic Voting Machines Under Cloud of Suspicion!! |
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 | Hey Bhakt! Whassup with EC not verifyng EVMs against VVPAT? Has your leader paid the EC in mangos and bananas? | |
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| Office Monkey Guy, I know math isn't your thing beyond counting 2 bananas. Do you know your opposition leaders are asking to audit all VVPAT EVMs? | |
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| News! Failure to Audit EVMs Casts Doubt! |
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| So what? So what? Unless your leader is more slippery than a banana peel you should audit! | |
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| Monkey guy! With 1 million booths, and 4 million EVMs used in this election, 2 million EVMs have VVPAT capability. You need at least 4 million people to count the VVPAT EVMs containing about 400 million votes. This is a logistical nightmare, fraught with manual errors. Capisce, Kapeesh? | |
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| NewSpin!! EVM Experts Don't Give Straight Answer on Audit |
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| But...but...I don't get it...they should just do the audit as long as it takes. | |
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| Monkey guy, that is why we have statistical sampling methods. The supreme court suggested random audits of a few VVPAT machines. You chaps are talking utter nonsense. Now relax, go rob a temple of its bananas or something. | |
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