Witty Comics - When not to tell someone who just said he'd kill you if he wasn't breaking parole that he's actually not breaking parole.

When not to tell someone who just said he'd kill you if he wasn't breaking parole that he's actually not breaking parole. by LHurwitz on 09-29-2006

I didn't know that you had ever been arrested, much less that you're currently breaking parole.

Yeah, I killed a guy and his gal-pal back in '81.

What were the stipulations of your parole?

I wasn't supposed to leave New York.

You know, you're still in New York.

Oh. Looks like I can kill you after all.

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