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 | Dear Witty Comics, I am sorry I have been ignoring you... | |
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| Because you've been working on getting another job? | |
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| Um, as I was saying, Dear Witty Comics, It's not you, it's me. Don't feel bad. Just because I've been spending time with Duolingo, doesn't mean I love her. | |
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| Oh, it doesn't, Mr. Español, gracias, amigo? | |
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| Duolingo and I are not in love like you and I are, W.C. Despite my straying, you are never far from my mind. | |
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| Is this a guilt comic? So no job applications in yet, eh? | |
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