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| John, I have some good news and bad news regarding your recent brain surgery to remove the tumor in your cerebrum. | |
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| Oh no.... Am I going to have to face (chronic) head pain? Or maybe permanent (cerebral) damage? | |
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| So, the bad news is that we couldn't get the tumor out of your head. We could only get some of the brain out. So you might experience some (belligerent) and (boisterous) behavior that is outside of your realm of control. | |
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| WHAT?! | |
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| The good news is that the tumor was (benign), and now your head is (buoyant), so you can't drown anymore. | |
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