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Niza scores it big with Jonathan by pilotsgetitup on 05-09-2018
Oh Jonathan! I'm so glad it's finally Friday. I told you I was gonna dress normal. I can't wait to show you the Houston sites, and let you ride on my Pink Caddy!!
Aye, I'm well made up this happened before I get any older, and lose the last of my hair, and erectile dysfunction sets in.
I made you these 4lbs of Jello in case you wanted a light snack, and to showcase my kitchen skills. This is one of our windmills. Houston is known for it's windmills as you know. You may have forgotten since you're so f#*king old.
You gotta be f#*king kidding. The roaches in your kitchen must be anorexic. You smoked before coming out, didn't you? I can tell coz you got Chinese eyes. LoL
We finally get to have a romantic sunset! *gag* Did you have a stroke? Your arm hasn't moved one bit, you old twat.
Ohhh-ho-hooo, yes, I had a stroke before coming out. If ya know what I mean
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