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YANK IN THE REAL WORLD by PlugusMaximus on 09-22-2006
FREEZE YOUR MUTHAFUKKIN ASS! I'M PRIVATE TWATSKI OF THE US MARINE CORP. PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!
[screeeech] ............. .....it's a music instrument mistah ... it belong to my granfather mistah
I AIN'T NO STOOPID FOOL! I KNOW A MUSIC INSTROOMENT WHEN I SEE ONE. PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS OR I'LL BLOW YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BACK TO THE STONEAGE! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
I'm sorrwe ... have you not heawd? God doesn't exist mistah. It's form of mind control for weak people, stupid and blainwashed. All weligion is borrocks.
Whaaaaa?!?! That can't be true ... back home we're taught the world is flat and humans shared the planet with dinosaurs.
Eh? Norr way! I tought westen edoocation based on scientific weasoning and wational models of expranation. Well I never! I might as well stab mysell with my bow. ....................... ........................ ................ eeeeuuurrgghhh!
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