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Money Can't Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy a Trip to Paris by neemae on 04-29-2018
Frank, I'm starting to get worried about you and your (frivolous) lifestyle. All of your (grandiose) feats are just becoming tacky and (garish).
First it was buying me a $100,000 ring, then it was getting another house and even another sports car. You rarely even drive! Now it's this trip to Paris. I don't want to sound like I'm nagging, but can't you just be (frugal) for once?
FRANK! Are you even listening to me? This (haughty) personality is just the thing I was worried about!
Oh, I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the conversation I was having on my new one thousand dollar phone. I know I just bought my sixth phone last week, but the quality on this one is superb!
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