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 | I just read that Finland is the world's happiest country. Followed by last year's winner, Norway. Denmark was third. You notice what all those countries have in common? | |
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| Yep. Vodka. Damn good vodka. | |
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| No. Well, okay, maybe. But there is something much more obvious. | |
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| Tall blonde women. Damn nice-looking tall blonde women? | |
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| No! Socialized healthcare, silly! | |
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| Yes, that is their euphemism for booze and blondes. | |
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