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 | I just read that Finland is the world's happiest country. Followed by last year's winner, Norway. Denmark was third. You notice what all those countries have in common? |  |
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 | Yep. Vodka. Damn good vodka. |  |
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 | No. Well, okay, maybe. But there is something much more obvious. |  |
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 | Tall blonde women. Damn nice-looking tall blonde women? |  |
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 | No! Socialized healthcare, silly! |  |
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 | Yes, that is their euphemism for booze and blondes. |  |
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