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maybe........ a dog talking??????????? by rlfelkins on 03-06-2018
hi i would like to get to know you because i was a king and i heard you are a king and i would like to know more about your service to the chinese government.
okay and i too would like to get to know you because i didn't know what to do if we start to get attacked from the ocean.
well first off do you have defenses at the ocean bay because that is key to getting attacked less than if you don't have defenses at the ocean because if they attack you once and you have defences then they might not come back if you have defences.
ok well we have a wall with a few cannons and brick throwers along with some archers is that good enough. Now lets talk about acheivments in our reign.
yes that is g00d so now lets talk about our achievments in our reigns so for starters the wheelbarrow was invented in my time period of my dynasty. Also i had achieved expanding the government for the city property.
well yes and also the reason i sent him out there is because he folentered to do that insread if being in prison for a few years and before you ask why he had to serve prison time is because he had killed three people that were tring to help him fix his wheelbarrow because some dog ad broken it. Okay back on track about my acheivment whaile i had served as king for a few years.well for startes i had got to make a better version of the wheelbarrow than the one that was used when you were knig and i had made the wheelbarrow to have a few metal components and also made it stronger and hold a lot more materials. The second achievement i want to tell you abut is that is that i had made the great walls a lot longer and even some of the seconds connected wich has caused people who have tried to invade be a lot more spottable because they had to go around all of the walls instead of being able to just bust down the walls which they could do they would have to bust down a lot of walls.
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