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Liu bang vs Wudi by plqueen on 03-06-2018
Meeting for First Time
Greetings, I am emperor Liu Bang, I was born a petty peasant and grew up to be an officer, later after emperor Shi Huangdi died, the warlord Hsiang Yu wanted to control China. I began a rebel team that I led to victory and I gained control over China.
Wait aren’t you dead, anyways I’m Wudi the Chinese emperor. I was only sixteen when i was emperor so i influenced by relative and political officials. I mostly defended China and did not attack.
Discussing Politics & Religion
Neat, the people of China said I was cruel and ruthless even though i did many good things for them. I took harsh laws away and reduced taxes on peasants. I’m also known for my foreign affairs.
I made China switch to Confucianism, I also made a university to teach about Confucian ideas. I never practiced it myself but I was interested in the writing though.
Arguing Who Was More Successful
Sure I only served as emperor for seven years but, at least I made china have success over the years. My rule began the Han dynasty and created advances to art, literature, and science. The dynasty i ruled in died alongside me with honor.
Oh really, I conquered Southern China, Vietnam, Korea and, Furgana. I ruled for 54 years while you only ruled for seven. My own son was evicted for witchcraft and started a rebellion in which many were killed in that war and he committed suicide. So I passed the heir to my eight-year old son.
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