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Lui Bang vs. Wudi by cjhanson on 03-06-2018
Meeting for First Time
Hi, im Liu Bang. I was born in 248 BC. I grew up being a peasant. My fate was decided when i was only six. My first job was being a police officer. Lastly my father was a farmer. but enough about me who are you?
Hello i'm Wudi, i was born in 158 B.C. I started when i was 16. I grew up as a very privileged child. I was born into being a ruler. My father was a ruler. I didn't need to have a first job.
Discussing Politics & Religion
I ruled for 11 years. Those years were very good for china. I revived feudalism which is government in which land is given to local rulers in exchange for loyalty and military service. I replaced the original vassals with my own relatives. Lastly i lowered taxes for peasants.
I ruled for 36 years until my death caused my reign to end. My years were kinda good for china. In my reign we took over Central Asia, Korea, and Vietnam. Plus i made a whole confucianism academy.
Arguing Who Was More Successful
I rebelled against the despotic rule of the Qin Dynasty and together with Xiang Yu, led the uprising army against the Qin. In October of 206 BC. Our army attacked Xianyang. Which is the capital city of the Qin and overthrew the Qin Dynasty. I came up from being a peasant.
I invented the Silk road. Which helped China expand and grow wealthy. I also made us wealthy because i raised taxes. But then later i realized that that was too much so i lowered taxes.
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