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God Help Me by theBSartist on 03-04-2018
God, help me understand something. I’ve been trained as a life coach, hypnotherapist, massage therapist, and I’ve taught yoga and tai chi. All I’ve ever wanted to do is HELP people, and it’s done nothing but bring me below the poverty line.
Jerry…you’re a good boy with a loving heart. Have you ever considered that maybe people don’t NEED “help?”
Oh. Well, can you HELP with THAT?
No.
Oh. Well, then can you lend me $50 until payday.
No.
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