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Liu Bang vs. Wudi by kanewman on 03-04-2018
Meeting For the First Time
Hello, I am Liu Bang! I was born a poor peasant around 248 BC. To my mother and father who were farmers. Before I became the greatest emperor ever, my first job was being a police officer.
Well, I am glad to meet you Liu Bang! I am Wudi and I was born in 156 BC. I was born to my father who was the emperor at the time. So when I was only 7 my future was decided, I was going to be emperor.
Discussing Politics and Religion
I became emperor when Hsiang Yu committed suicide, during the civil war that I led. I first was a king from 206 to 202, then I was a was emperor from 202 to 195. While I was emperor I revived Feudalism,made peace with tribes, and reduced punishments and taxes for peasants. Then I also expanded China into what is now parts of western China.
When I became emperor I was only 16, and I ruled 54 years! Not to brag but I expanded China into many lands, such as Southern China, Vietnam, Korea, Furgana, and many small states in between. I launched an attack to people on the northern border of China, to people I thought were threatening. Then when I was emperor I was very interested in Confucianism, so I started a university to teach Confucius ideas.
The Argument
Like I was saying before I was the best emperor, because I revived Feudalism, reduced taxes and harsh punishments on peasants, and made peace with tribes. I also founded the Han dynasty which there were very many advances in art,literature and science. Then i also had amazing skills with foreign affairs that were very helpful while I was emperor. So obviously I was the better emperor.
Well, actually I was the greatest emperor ever, because I expanded China into Southern China, Vietnam, Korea, Furgana, and many small states in between. Also, I founded a Confucianism university. I launched a an attack on the people on China’s northern border who I thought were threatening. So as you can tell I was a way better emperor than you.
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