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A "Friendly" conversation Between Emperors. by RRCarr on 03-03-2018
meeting for the first time
Hellow.My name is Wudi. I was born in 156 BC and was born into royalty. I was decided to be emperor when I was seven, and lived up to it when I was sixteen. I aged well didn't I?
You did I guess? Well I'm Liu Bang and I was an emperor as well. I was born in 248 BC and I grew up as a peasant. I worked as a police officer until a warlord tried to take my country. I lead a great rebellion before I became emperor.
Discussing Politics & Religion
You may How did you rule? I preferably took the easy route for a few years while my relatives and politicians did everything for me.I it had been up to me, we would have had pizza every day. Anyway, I also believe in confucianism.
First of all, pizza was not around and you know it. And I worked for my keep of power. I may have been emperor for seven years, but I still know of proper leadership. I even cut down the taxes on the country. I believe feudalism is the best way to govern a society.
Arguing Who Was More Successful
No offence to you, But I sound like a way better leader. I mean, just look at all of the things I have done. My army took over southern China. I also founded a University for confucianism. What can I say, I'm awsome.
Well as awsome as you sound, your manners shure dont reflect that. And either way, I was much more Superior than you. First of, I used both diplomancy and military force to make peace with my enemies rather than conquer them.Finaly, I created the Han Dynasty, easliy the best one their is. Beat that.
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