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why by obamurri on 02-27-2018
Today Doug and Sandy have to fight their enemy, Dave, to the death.
Time to punch this (belligerent) son of a gun! Thanks to the (clairvoyance) of Sandy, my partner here, we were able to predict his location.
yee haw
Dave appears in place of Sandy
Oh! Dave, I wasn't expecting you so soon! You are far more (brazen) than I am, look at that saucy defiance- that unrefined flare!
I must ask you to stop that (cacophony) emerging from your mouth hole!
Dave shoots Doug and marries Sandy, who dies three months later from an infected wound on her left foot.
Okay
You foolish man! Had I convinced you that I was (benign)? I will shoot you now!
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