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 | Welcome back to the O'Reilly factor. We're here with Drunken Joe, television commercial spokesman. This is his second time on the Factor, so let's give him a warm welcome. | |
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| Sup dick. | |
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| Local boy finds turtle in friend's birdbath. |
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| Excuse me, sir, we're on the air. | |
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| I know. I'm just giving America what it likes. | |
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| Natalee Hollaway still very uninteresting subject |
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| It likes me. | |
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| Sir, Drunken Joe left. He's prank calling us. | |
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