| In a world where people believe everything they see on TV... |
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 | In the book of Daniel, it is said that the lions did not eat Daniel. They had pizza instead. | |
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| WTF is this guy watching? | |
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| Jonah - in the book of Jonah - was swallowed by a whale. | |
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| Is he sure? | |
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| However, the priest doesn't know that the information he gave was not the actual story and was a retelling of the Jonah story. |
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| Um, sir, where do you learn this stuff? | |
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| A Christian kids' show. | |
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