| Ronald Grump, the President of the United States, waits in his office for his daily briefing. |
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 | It'd be a shame if my country were to need me right now... | |
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| Good morning, Mr. President. I must (candidly) inform you that the country has entered into a full state of emergency. Climate change has ruined our crops, and the weather is unbearable! | |
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| That...sounds like a problem for someone else. | |
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| Isn't that a bit (callous) and (brazen) in nature? There's (belligerent) criminals running rampant in the streets, and gun violence has reached an all time high! Show some (benevolence)! | |
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| Mmm, yep, that could be a problem. Too bad I can't be bothered to pay attention to any real and pressing issues. | |
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| Why do I even bother trying? | |
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