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Drunken Joe Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace by Rexisfed on 09-19-2006
Repent!
The Federation is here! You'll never take the moon!
See that continent? That's Africa. There are millions of starving people there, and yet you drink your wine and make your water cooler conversation.
But I'm not from Africa. Besides, if you ever went to Africa they'd maul you just because you're holding that cross.
The cross is the sign of Jesus.
And you are the sign of idiocy.
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