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Come Get Your Mother! by xene on 09-18-2006
Hello, Mr. Wong? I'm calling from the Asylum. I'm afraid your mother has caused a bit of a stir...
(Mr. Wong) Look...I'm in an important meeting...don't you people know how to deal with an obsessive-compulsive jello mold making disorder?
Underneath JELL-O's jiggly wholesomeness lurks a secret many consumers are disconcerted to learn: JELL-O is made from gelatin, an animal product rendered from the hides and bones of animals.
Please come get your mother...I think I'm going to be...sick.
The production of gelatin starts with the boiling of bones, skins, and hides of cows and pigs, a process that releases the protein-rich collagen from animal tissues. The collagen is boiled and filtered numerous times, dried, and ground to a powder. Because the collagen is processed extensively, the final product is not categorized as a meat or animal product by the federal government. Very strict vegetarians avoid gelatin entirely, but more permissive vegetarians have no problem including JELL-O in their diets.
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