I was born in Delhi, India in 1943 to my father Leroy and my mother Sandarpreet. |
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| Apparently, the birth shattered your wife's pelvis. | |
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| N*gga, I better get out to L.A. before this b#tch starts makin' me pay child support. | |
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I looked rather old for my age. When I was 2, I started to dress in business clothing. |
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| You know, my hips are still dislocated because of how large you were when you were born. | |
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| Mom-ma! | |
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I moved out of home early because my mother made me feel like a burden. |
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| I'm whoring myself out to elephants to pay for your college education. | |
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