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| You're my editor. Ask away. | |
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| Your social security number, date of birth, phone number, credit card numbers... | |
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| Well, I'm almost a million in debt, wanted for fraud in 3 states and way behind in alimony payments to two X-wives. | |
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| Now I get it. So you are actually wanting as many people as possible to steal your identity! | |
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| I used the advance to buy a one way ticket to Bhutan. Sweet, eh? | |
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