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Catholic Crusade Recruitment by tenderbutthole on 10-18-2017
Episode 1- One Man, One Butthole
I see here in your resume that you like stained buttonholes, directed "Two Girls, One Cup" and that you are a misogynistic priest.
Yes, I have a fetish with creating perfection. But most importantly I have two kids and I gave birth to both of them. I didn't have this detail in there, but i use tampons as a replacement for my cats toys.
Episode 2- Piercing Nipple Orgasm
Sir, you are a dickrider if I ever seen one. God needs a martyr like yourself to defend our royal kingdom and to buttf#*k those Knockoff spiritual Muslims
Mhm yes, i like me some buttf#*kings.
Episode 3- CheekyDickWhiffle
We need you. We fear the family of iscariot. Cleanse your ButtCheeks and tender your marbles. You're going to kill some heathens my young pedophile.
Compared to you, your dignity is far sh#tter then mine. I know you have little Timmy's wrestling pictures stored in that book.
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