| There once was a (benign), (boisterous) man who could sell any thing to anyone. He sold his own building to a man while in bankruptcy. |
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 | Dude you should, like...umm...buy this building. AHHHHHHHHHHH | |
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| Ok. Jesus. Fine | |
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| He was also very (candid). But still was convincing enough to sell his other bankrupt building to a (belligerent) woman. |
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| I gotta be straight forward with you your ugly..like realy ugly but hey I don't care buy this building. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH | |
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| I hate you. But I do like this building, I'll take it. | |
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| He was so good he became the president and sold the oval office to himself |
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| Hey baby you want to buy this office from yourself? | |
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| I'll be honest your hotness and (camaraderie) skills. Have convinced me. You got yourself...myself a deal. | |
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