| A crime has taken place at a wedding chapel. The chief of police interviews the almost bride-to-be. |
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 | Yes I can, officer. | |
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| Could you please tell me what happened here today, ma'am? | |
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| Bride: I was about to marry the love of my life, Mumphrey. I've been planning this wedding for five years. This was my perfect day, until.... |
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| Um...Maybe? Maybe not? | |
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| Mumphrey, are you sure you want to marry this woman? | |
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| Bride: THEN THE STUPID CATERER CAME IN AND INTERUPTED MY PERFECT DAY TO ASK IF THE JELLO SALAD WAS GOOD. Let's just say I was more than a little upset. That's not just jello on the walls. Mumphrey ran away and my perfect day was ruined. Chief: Well you're insane. You are under arrest for murder in the first degree. |
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| ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! | |
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| Is this good? | |
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