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 | I just can't figure out this team. One minute I think they can win 10 or 11 games, the next I see nothing but flaws and only 6 wins. |  |
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 | I had a girlfriend like that. One minute she checked all the boxes of my fantasy girlfriend demands, the next she was my mother. |  |
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 | I read somewhere that most men end up marrying their mother. |  |
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 | That's why I'm not married. |  |
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 | Actually, I think you're unmarried because you're a drunk living paycheck to paycheck. |  |
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 | Yeah, my mother would never go for that. She's got standards. |  |
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