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 | In 10 years, I will no longer be a young, hot alcoholic... | |
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| I will be less attractive, and my personality will be morose, yet strangely intense... | |
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| ...In my forties, I'll be 50 lbs. over weight, and addicted to shopping... | |
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| In my fifties, I'll have some notoriety as the "Martha Stewart of drug pushers"... | |
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| In my 60's, I'll have extensive plastic surgery and... from a distance...I will look much like I did "back in the day". | |
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