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| Hello there, and welcome to cooking in the wild. I am your host, Chef Linguine. There will be ten people "contending" in our show and there will be a "copious" amount of ingredients. | |
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| Ummm, there is only seven people. Our budget was "curtailed". | |
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| How dare you "debunk" me on live television, I'm Chef Linguine! | |
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| I'm not "deprecating" you, I just wanted to tell you the correct amount of contestants. | |
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| How dare you! This is so "demeaning". Leave! | |
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