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 | I dreamt I was sleeping and someone stabbed me in the back! |  |
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 | Sounds more like a nightmare. |  |
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 | Yeah, but when I woke up, I found I was STILL being stabbed in the back....by a nail! A sharp thick dirty nail! |  |
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 | Alright, alright, I'll stop trimming my nails by the bed. At least I was AIMING for the trash can. |  |
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