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The Stalker by sssop on 06-09-2017
Carla and Johnny live in Greece. Carla does not love Johnny. Johnny stalks Carla and she is now confronting him about it.
Johnny, I decided to meet you here to (assess) how (averse) I am to you stalking me.
I am (apprehensive) to hear what you have to say.
Carla now tells Johnny how she feels. Johnny is very surprised.
I would like to (articulate) that I do not (ardor) you. I am in (awe) that you believe I could actually love an (archaic) fool like you!
Carla, you are so (apathetic)! I know that deep down you (aspire) to be my wife.
Carla is very happy. Johnny is crushed.
Ha! I am (ascertain) that I have never ever wanted to be your wife. I would much rather practice (autonomy) than be part of a diarchy.
I feel my heart will (atrophy) if you do not love me.
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