| After throwing the Jobsearch 3000 out of the 33rd storey window, our hero finally found himself the one place where he could speak BS, people would actually listen and he'd even get paid for it..In Communion bread and wine! |
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| As our drunken, manly stud awaited the bishops deciision, he did what he did worst...Talk... |
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| Which reminds me of the time I was celebate for 3 days...Boy that went out with a BANG!...If oyu know what I mean....Oh you probably don't...Sorry... It's good though, you should try it sometime...Or Not... | |
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| Well quite frankly, I think you are the most vulgar man in the world and you have no respect for this ministry or for religion! Your CV just displays your sexual conquest and the number of drinking tournaments you've won!...But since I am a servant of God I can see past all that and I've decided to let you stay and work...AS THE JANITOR! | |
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