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 | This is Trisha Rottencotch coming to you live from downtown Chicago. Sightings of the mysterious "Leroy" have now been reported in all fifty states, and twenty different countries. | |
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| The Department of Homeland Security has declared him a national security threat, citing his uncanny ability to appear anywhere at anytime, meaning he might be able to penetrate secure government installations. | |
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| I'm Leroy! | |
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| Oh my God! Please, somebody save me!!! | |
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