| Our hero, Civilized Cowboii, enters the Oval Office... |
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 | What're yew doin' 'round these here parts? | |
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| Why I'm the President of course... Wait, how the hecc did you get in here?! SECRET SERVICEMEN! | |
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| As the sun sets through the bay window of the Oval Office, our ex-hero, Civilized Cowboii, lies dead on the carpet of the Oval Office. #CowboiiLivesMatter |
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| POW! | |
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| Ah! I rootin' tootin' got a shootin'! | |
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