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 | Mr. Putin, what are you doing at Mar-a-lago? I think your schedule is wrong. |  |
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 | I Xi what you mean. Bannon sent me the wrong date! |  |
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 | Did you bring Russian ice cream by any chance? Jinping loved it. |  |
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 | I brought jello-vodka shots. Red jello.And some xxx-Russies. |  |
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 | Does Trump understand your Xi bromance? |  |
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 | He's totally flipping jealous, so I brought him a bucket of polonium golf-balls. |  |
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