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 | Mr. Putin, what are you doing at Mar-a-lago? I think your schedule is wrong. | |
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| I Xi what you mean. Bannon sent me the wrong date! | |
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| Did you bring Russian ice cream by any chance? Jinping loved it. | |
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| I brought jello-vodka shots. Red jello.And some xxx-Russies. | |
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| Does Trump understand your Xi bromance? | |
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| He's totally flipping jealous, so I brought him a bucket of polonium golf-balls. | |
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