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 | Father Wright, Father Wright...look what I've brought you. It's the Holy Grail, honest to goodness! | |
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| I don't believe it, let me have a look....By Jove, my eyes must be deceiving me, it really IS the Holy Grail!! Where in heaven's name did you find this?? | |
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| I was going through my recently deceased great uncle's musty attic, and there it was, under a pile of old "Field & Stream" magazines. Can you beat that? | |
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| O great day, the most sacred relic in all of Christianity has been found! Thank you for returning this, my son, the Vatican will be most pleased to finally have the Grail back in its possession after 2000 years. | |
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| Vatican, Schmatican, I'm selling this sucker on eBay, I'm going to make a friggin' mint! I just wanted your opinion as to what I should set my reserve at. | |
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| BURN IN HELL PAGAN!! | |
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