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 | YEAH, BRO, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I AM. THE f#*kING EIFEL TOWER! THIS CALL IS COSTING ME A FORTUNE! | |
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| Asian cell phone guy, A Poem | |
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| LISTEN I NEED FOR YOU TO TIVO "LOST" FOR ME WHILE I'M IN PARIS! THANKS! | |
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| You talk so loud. Loud enough for God to hear. You speak so eligant, it makes my nether region happy. | |
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| ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA GO TAKE A BIG GIGANTIC CRAP. YEAH, A BIG ONE. | |
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| So, so eligant. | |
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