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 | I'm here with a representative of NORAD to explain an annual publicity stunt taxpayers have been financing the past 50 years. | |
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| Through the use of radar, satellites and jet fighter aircraft, we're able to track all of Santa Clause's Christmas Eve activity and report it to the children. | |
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| Wait, for Santa to get his job done, he'd have to travel 150 times the speed of the world's fastest jet. You keep track of him the whole 24 hours? | |
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| Of course. This is the same network we use to monitor the airspace above America. We know everything that's going on up there at all times. | |
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| Yet a handful of terrorists were able to elude you in hijacked commercial airliners for two hours on 09/11/01? | |
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| Erm... Osama obviously has a more powerful breed of magic Elves working for him then Santa. | |
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