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Society Whiplash by vandelayinc on 09-05-2006
And welcome back to ACTION NEWS AT SIX! I am Kent and this is Donny. And tonight the top story is about a madman hellbent on releasing doom upon the world, we go live to Trisha Mcgonna at the scene.
Could you keep it down, I'm on the phone with my mother.
Yes hello there Kent and Donny, right now I am live at the scene of the madman's palace, where apparently things are not going his way. More on this story as it develops.
ANSWER THE MOTHER f#*kING PHONE SOMEBODY!!!
Thanks Trisha, I think I can say this for all of us, but we should probably stick our heads between our legs and kiss our sweet patoots goodbye. But in other news, Donny f#*ks his mom!
You are a lying sack of crap! No mom, not you, yes I know that, I know, I'm sorry. Okay yes, no it definitly feels bigger today. The pills ARE working!
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