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The secret. by kassidy on 02-28-2017
So I heard some interesting news today. It was about you and my husband. The person I heard the news from said they caught you and him having a hushed discussion about three years ago. But when you saw him you stopped talking real fast. Seems very "clandestine", don't you think?
No not really. Clearly that person didn't tell you what the conversation was about. Its not what you're thinking, so don't even go there. All we were doing was "collaborating" on a few things. Things about your son.
My son? Three years ago he went missing you know that. Why were you guy "collaborating' about him? Why didn't you guys "consolidate" me about this? Other than the fact that you guys were probably cheating.
We weren't cheating! How could you even say that to me? I'm your best friend and been your best friend for years. I would never do something like that. We didn't "consolidate" with you because you weren't "coherent" after he went missing. You were having break downs and we didn't want to burden you with what we were about to do.
What were you about to do?
We went to the police as "commended" as we could and tried to get them to do more than they were doing. We offered them money, but they turned us down. So we went off on our own and looked for our own leads. The "business" trip we went on wasn't really a business trip. We went on it because we found where they had your son. and that's how your son is here now. We found them and paid them a lot of money. They were going to sell him to a family so we acted like that family. They bought it and so were turned them into the police. We let the police take the credit for getting your son back and putting those men behind bars. But it doesn't matter now because you have your son back.
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