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| Why don't women want something special with me? I always get the same responses. "It's not you, it's me." "I don't want to risk our friendship on something as dangerous as love." Blah blah blah. | |
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| And of course then there's the ever popular "You're a brainless cat who never changes his clothes." | |
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| I've never heard that one. | |
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| That's because it isn't true, Cat. | |
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| Your sarcasm cuts me to the bone. | |
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| I couldn't afford a machete. | |
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