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 | I just don't understand. Is undying devotion, constant adoration, and white-hot sex too much to ask for in a woman? | |
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| Yes. | |
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| How about at least some sense of commitment, an "I love you" at least once a week, and the occasional quickie? Is that too much to ask for? | |
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| Yes. | |
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| How about a complete lack of assurance, frequent silent treatments, and a refusal to even acknowledge the fact that I have sexual needs? Is that too much to ask for? | |
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| This is why I stick to humping legs. | |
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