| Jim works at the golf club. |
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| Well, that depends. What size are your grains of coffee? | |
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| Jim shifts uncomfortably in his magenta vest. |
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| I've never measured them, sir. | |
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| I like my grains to be .85 mm and I won't settle for anything that is not within .07 mm of that. If you can't answer my question, how can I know if I want a cup of coffee? | |
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| Well, sir, do you like Folgers? | |
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| You're fired. | |
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