The First Floor contemplates "Black Friday"... |
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| So, apparently, there was a fistfight in an Orlando Wal-Mart. | |
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| Thank goodness that--as a timely and timeless institution-- the library doesn't buckle to consumer pressures like that. | |
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| HEY CUSTOMER, CHECK OUT OUR BESTSELLERS FOR THE NEW NORA ROBERTS WRITING AS J.D. ROBB, AND WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK-ALIKE FOR THAT ICED MOCHA LATTE???!!!@#$ | |
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| Yeah, I'll have to call you back. Apparently, DIGNITY isn't in the library right now, and I'm going to have to place a REQUEST on it with my f#*kING FIST!$!@#$ | |
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| So, apparently, there was a fistfight at Front A. | |
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| It looks like we are eternally bound to the future's cold embrace. | |
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