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pt2 by leo2013 on 11-02-2016
Well, when it broke down it was barely hanging out in traffic so I got out and pushed it to get it on the shoulder. Then it got away from me and started rolling down the hill through grass and then crashed through a fence when it got to the bottom of the small hill and took out some ornamental shrubs.
You're lucky it didn't do any more damage.
I'm not finished. It picked up speed as it rolled through a courtyard behind a house. It then crashed through a neighbor's fence and sailed right into a pool. I dove in to get my attache case before the water ruined all my papers. After I got bak to the surface a small foreign man who spoke little English ran out of his house and started to quarrel with me about tresspassing and swimming in his pool.
You're kidding!
No,and to make thinks worse, I'm hoarse from being soaking wet. If I get sick I'm going to have to quarantine myself in my office so I don't infect anyone else with a cold.
Well, I have to go. I hae to get up even earlier than usual tomorrow. I'll leave you to mourn the loss of your car.
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