John Smith goes to a VA appointment |
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| Thanks, Mr. Smith, for being on time | |
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| If I hadn't been, you'd have set me back at least a month | |
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| My notes here say you drink at least once a week? | |
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| Uh, yeah. I'm over 21 and it helps me sleep. I'm here about my insomnia, PTSD, weird back pain, and to get x-rays on my leg where I was shot in combat. | |
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| Not my department. To find the proper department, please logon to MyHealtheVet and follow the instructions there. Your login information is simple: Uppercase letter, two numbers, at least one special character, the blood of a goat both born between 18-20 of May and slaughtered using a specially prepared Wiffle Ball bat used between your birthday and your spouse's, plus four crickets caught no closer than five miles from your home that have never been in a vehicle. This password must also be fully updated every 90 days. The instructions are at the bottom of the page on MyHealtheVet once you login. | |
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| Jesus. What passes for difficult, then? | |
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