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EMBARRASING PURCHASES by chatteringteeth on 10-24-2016
Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever made a purchase that was so embarrassing...
I would like the 6-piece Home Genital Wart Cauterizing pyrography pen set, a 20lb bulk size of maxi pads with wings, with the undergarment heavy duty suspenders included...
that you felt like you had to surround it with less embarrasing items so it was 'lost in a crowd'?
Throw in a package of ribbed, glow-in-the-dark lubricated rubbers. size small, and this 2-in-one Lice and Tapeworm Treatment, Minty fresh... uhhh, and this Foot & Fanny Fungal Talcom with mini belt sander applicator.
...and this red Trump baseball cap
You sick bastuuurd.
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