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 | Hello Ma'am, I'm here to inform you about a new "buoyant" phone case to save you drop it into the water. This will keep your phone from getting "chronic" water damage. | |
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| I don't want to have to bribe or "conjole" you into buying this case. | |
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| To be brutally honest, or "candid", this sounds very pointless. | |
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| That's not very nice, she's so "belligerent". | |
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