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Mediation in Family Law by 8109307 on 09-30-2016
At the Mediator's Office
Hello Grace, This is an your neutral mediator calling. Ellen has confirmed that she is available to meet for mediation at 9am on Monday December 21st. That should give you both ample time to consult with your independent legal advisors. You should be prepared for a half day session that can be extended to accommodate a settlement. I understand that you have reached agreements on custody and child support and would just like to focus on the french education of your children. I am looking forward to meeting with you and helping to facilitate a resolution.
I really hope the wife bends about the french schooling, bilingualism is the new black.
Pre-Mediation Prep: Mr. X
Okay Grace, as your lawyer I would like to advise you not to settle on anything less than french immersion. Your whole extended family speaks french and communication is key. I know you would like the most efficient and least costly process and so that is why I am pleased that you have agreed to mediation. Remember though, you can walk at any time. Litigation is our BATNA, although that will cost you...
I understand, I just want to settle this for the sake of the children.
Pre-Mediation Prep: Mrs. X
The state of the law on parental rights to decide on educational matters for children is that the primary caregiver during the status quo period has the final say. This is in the bag!
I am fully aware that the reason behind Grace's push for french language is that her new girlfriend is francophone. I will not budge!
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